Monday, October 3, 2011

KM: The Planker

The Urban Dictionary defines planking as:

1.  The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object
 or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to
occur in daring situations or a brotherly display
of core-strength..


2.  To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place.
To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body
and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet),
then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the
 creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily
 and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking
like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is
harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars,
 public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of
 frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed
frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Dianna Phelps defines Kristen McGlynn as:
1. Flippin' Awesome
2. Ridiculous Amounts of Fun












You're welcome. :)

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